... huh. Really?
Oops, I died. So let's try that again.
Oh, I found a gun. So, um...
Great! Sure. That fat bastard!!
There must be some hidden depth to this, some clever bit that I am too dumb or drunk to understand. I guess that wouldn't be the first time that's happened.
But otherwise, let's be perfectly clear. If I wanted to play a game where I fought some zombies, with no drama or pathos - and I don't, I really don't; I am so over it - I would play pretty much every other game that exists, even some that aren't actually about zombies. There is no reason for this one to exist.